Hi. How are you?
Y'know how you want the best when it comes to your child(ren)?
Or, rather, you have the best intentions of providing the best when it comes to your child(ren)?
Specifically, you want them to eat. It all begins with the old "to breast feed or to formula" issue. Or, to both...
And then when you resolve that issue, it's "when to solid food?"
And then you're spooning "stage one" homemade or store bought food into their suspicious, eager, and interested mouths...
And, you think, possibly gasp out loud, bragging to your
And then BAM! POOF! goes your "suspicious-eager-interested" eater and it's all you can do to give them all the vitamins-minerals-calories-fat-carbs-sodium-protein that they need to be that NBA-NFL-CEO-M.D.-J.D.-PhD-M.F.A.-M.B.A.-CPR certified child that you so PLANNED on when you threw birth-freakin'-control into the trash because this man has the most amazing genes that are gonna ROCK ON THROUGH ELECTRIC AVENUE!!!!
wHERE was I?
OH! food...
So, if you've read THE BOOKS, THE parenting books, they all warn against the fast foods, the foods that are gonna ruin your child and they will FAIL at becoming the VERY BEST they can be DON'T YOU DARE GO THROUGH THAT DRIVE THROUGH YOUNG LADY.
but these days, in this household, french fries and pizza are what's up. ARE what is HAPPENING. and you know what??
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
Yes. That is Papa Johns Pizza in one hand and a bottle hanging out of his mouth. Paradox much? And, no, that is not a pee stain on his jeans. It's apple juice. SWEAR.
ONE. HOT. MESS.
Maybe make that two...;)
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