stop the imadness WAIT! there's an APP for that!!

I've been noticing the "i" craze:

ipod
iphone
ipad
itouch
itunes
ichat
igoogle
ihome
imax
ivillage

 ithis, ithat, ieverything. What about...

mepod
mephone
mepad

Because it's ALL ABOUT ME.  I want it bigger, faster, shinier, smaller, smarter, prettier, sleeker...AND IT BETTER SMELL GOOD, TOO.

And, then, there are all the APPS.  For everything.  I mean, the ieverything.

IDEA! iIdea! I'll invent the ieverything!! Then I'll be the champion of the universe!! I'll be the richest ibitch EVER because ihave the ieverything!

Mother Nature?  Father Sky?

Yeah...there's an app for that too.

Feeling claustrophobic? Download inature and in a nanosecond you'll be at the iocean sitting on your iyacht.  Or the imountains, skiing down the islopes.

The possibilities are iendless.