Mad Mrs. E

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Monday, June 7, 2010

Yesterday, 1030-1200, Huntingtown

Moon River, wider than a mile,

I'm crossing you in style some day.

Oh, dream maker, you heart breaker,

Wherever you're going I'm going your way.

Two drifters off to see the world.

There's such a lot of world to see.

We're after the same rainbow's end--

Waiting 'round the bend,

My huckleberry friend,

Moon River and me.

Happy 2nd birthday Parker, Makaela, and Nicolas! Thank you for a fabulous Sunday morning of food, play and friends! Doesn't this and this seem like just yesterday?!

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Relax, it's sugar-free!

ROCK ON, popsicle...

ROCK ON!!

p.s. Do I love booster seat pictures or what?!

p.p.s. I'M BUSTED! Yes, I gave him a popsicle after breakfast...

p.p.p.s. You noticed the spilled milk with cheerios, yes?

p.p.p.p.s. AGAIN with the freakin' spilled milk!!

Saturday, June 5, 2010

there's bipolar in the peanut butter

You know what makes my feet curl up in excitement...?

Peanut Butter!!!

Lemme get my hands in there!!!

Wait a minute...Did you hear that? I thought I heard some-

Uh Oh....

MOM! GO AWAY!!

How long have you been standing there?! STOP taking PICTURES!!

I mean it!! Gimme that camera!!

Ok, FINE, I'm cute. I get it...

Thursday, June 3, 2010

please tell me this is just a phase

One word: Tantrum.

Biting
Hitting
Pinching
Grabbing
Slapping
Out of control whining/crying/moaning/screaming.

General Irrationality Disorder

Unwillingness to share, avoidance of the "inside voice" and poorly keeping one's finger outside the nose.

During meal/snack times, unwilling to say "all done" and keep food on plate or even in the same room. Must throw food and sippy cups several feet. Must bang forks on windows while shouting. Loudly.

Must take spoons with peanut butter and smear on TV. On windows. On furniture. On toys. Must do this everyday. Every hour if spoon and peanut butter are available.

Perseverating on the word "poppy" "poppy" "poppy." (popsicle)

Unwilling to go to sleep without someone in the room or, if the moon is blue, sitting outside the room.

Continues to be "active" while changing a diaper. No matter what the contents are inside the diaper.

Recent discovery of Yo Gabba Gabba. "GAGAGAGAGA." No other program will due at 6am. Or Noon. Or 6pm.

During moments of Time Out flip the switch from "Satan" to "Aphrodite." The child suddenly starts kissing me and saying "awwwwwe."

Manipulate much?

I probably could have stopped at the word tantrum.